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HOW THE PORTUGUESE MADE A BEAUTIFUL AUTO-DA-FÉ, TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER EARTHQUAKES; AND HOW CANDIDE WAS PUBLICLY WHIPPED. After the earthquake had destroyed three-fourths of Lisbon, the sages of that country could think of no means more effectual to prevent utter ruin than to give the people a beautiful _auto-da-fé_[6]; for it had been decided by the University of Coimbra, that the burning of a few people alive by a slow fire, and with great ceremony, is an infallible secret to hinder the earth from quaking. In consequence hereof, they had seized on a Biscayner, convicted of having married his godmother, and on two Portuguese, for rejecting the bacon which larded a chicken they were eating[7]; after dinner, they came and secured Dr. Pangloss, and his disciple Candide, the one for speaking his mind, the other for having listened with an air of approbation. They were conducted to separate apartments, extremely cold, as they were never incommoded by the sun. Eight days after they were dressed in _san-benitos_[8] and their heads ornamented with paper mitres. The mitre and _san-benito_ belonging to Candide were painted with reversed flames and with devils that had neither tails nor claws; but Pangloss's devils had claws and tails and the flames were upright. They marched in procession thus habited and heard a very pathetic sermon, followed by fine church music. Candide was whipped in cadence while they were singing; the Biscayner, and the two men who had refused to eat bacon, were burnt; and Pangloss...
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Summary
After an earthquake devastates Lisbon, the Portuguese authorities decide the best response is a public auto-da-fé—essentially a religious execution ceremony. Their logic? Burning people alive will prevent future earthquakes. The victims include a man who married his godmother, two Portuguese men who refused to eat pork, Pangloss (for speaking his philosophical views), and Candide (for listening approvingly). The ceremony is elaborate: special robes, paper hats, sermons, and music. Candide gets whipped while others are burned or hanged. Ironically, another earthquake strikes the same day. This chapter exposes how institutions often respond to crises with performative cruelty rather than actual solutions. The authorities need someone to blame when disaster strikes, so they target people for minor infractions or different beliefs. Notice that Pangloss is punished simply for expressing ideas, while Candide suffers for being an attentive listener. Voltaire shows us how quickly civilized society can turn barbaric when fear takes hold. For Candide, this experience shatters his remaining faith in Pangloss's optimistic philosophy. Covered in blood and barely able to stand, he finally questions whether this really is 'the best of all possible worlds.' The gap between what he was taught and what he experiences becomes undeniable. This moment represents a crucial turning point—when lived experience forces us to question the comfortable lies we've been told.
That's what happens. To understand what the author is really doing—and to discuss this chapter with confidence—keep reading.
Terms to Know
Auto-da-fé
A public ceremony where the Spanish or Portuguese Inquisition would execute heretics, usually by burning them alive. The name literally means 'act of faith' and these events were treated like religious festivals with elaborate rituals and crowds.
Modern Usage:
We see this pattern when authorities stage public punishments or shaming campaigns to show they're 'doing something' about a problem, like perp walks or social media pile-ons.
Scapegoating
Blaming innocent people for disasters or problems they didn't cause. When something bad happens, people look for someone to punish rather than addressing the real causes.
Modern Usage:
Politicians blame immigrants for economic problems, or companies fire low-level employees when executives make bad decisions.
San-benito
A yellow robe painted with flames and devils that victims of the Inquisition were forced to wear during their punishment. The artwork showed whether you'd be burned alive or just publicly humiliated.
Modern Usage:
Like making someone wear a 'walk of shame' outfit or putting them in an orange jumpsuit - clothing designed to mark and humiliate.
Heresy
Having beliefs that go against official church doctrine. In Voltaire's time, this could mean anything from questioning religious teachings to eating the wrong food on the wrong day.
Modern Usage:
Being labeled a 'traitor' or 'unpatriotic' for questioning government policies, or being called 'woke' or 'anti-American' for having different political views.
Performative cruelty
Punishing people publicly not to solve problems but to make authorities look tough and give crowds someone to blame. The cruelty is the point - it's theater designed to distract from real issues.
Modern Usage:
Politicians who propose harsh penalties for minor crimes while ignoring systemic problems, or social media campaigns that destroy individuals to make others feel righteous.
Cognitive dissonance
The mental discomfort you feel when your beliefs don't match reality. Candide experiences this when his teacher's optimistic philosophy crashes into the brutal reality he witnesses.
Modern Usage:
When you realize your company's 'family values' don't match how they treat employees, or when your political party does something that contradicts what you thought they stood for.
Characters in This Chapter
Candide
Protagonist
Gets publicly whipped during the auto-da-fé ceremony. This brutal experience finally makes him start questioning whether Pangloss was right about this being the best possible world. His innocence is being beaten out of him, literally.
Modern Equivalent:
The naive new employee who slowly realizes their workplace is toxic
Pangloss
Mentor figure
Gets arrested and hanged for expressing his philosophical views. His punishment shows how dangerous it can be to think differently or question authority, even when you're trying to be optimistic about everything.
Modern Equivalent:
The professor who gets fired for teaching controversial ideas
The Portuguese authorities
Antagonists
Organize the auto-da-fé as their solution to preventing earthquakes. They represent institutional power that responds to crisis with spectacle and violence instead of actual solutions.
Modern Equivalent:
Politicians who respond to mass shootings with thoughts and prayers instead of policy changes
The Biscayner
Victim
Gets burned alive for marrying his godmother. His crime shows how arbitrary and cruel the rules can be - punished for a personal choice that hurt no one.
Modern Equivalent:
Someone fired for a decades-old social media post
The two Portuguese men
Victims
Burned alive for refusing to eat bacon during a meal. Their execution shows how religious and cultural differences can become death sentences when authorities need scapegoats.
Modern Equivalent:
People attacked for their dietary restrictions or cultural practices
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how to identify when punishment serves psychological rather than practical purposes.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when problems get blamed on individuals rather than systems - ask yourself if the proposed solution actually prevents the original problem.
You have the foundation. Now let's look closer.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"it had been decided by the University of Coimbra, that the burning of a few people alive by a slow fire, and with great ceremony, is an infallible secret to hinder the earth from quaking"
Context: Explaining the authorities' logic for holding the auto-da-fé after the Lisbon earthquake
Voltaire exposes the absurd reasoning behind institutional cruelty. The university gives academic credibility to superstitious violence, showing how educated people can rationalize barbarism when it serves their purposes.
In Today's Words:
The experts decided that publicly torturing people would definitely prevent natural disasters
"the one for speaking his mind, the other for having listened with an air of approbation"
Context: Describing why Pangloss and Candide were arrested
Shows how totalitarian systems punish both speakers and listeners. Even showing interest in 'wrong' ideas becomes dangerous. Candide learns that being curious can be a crime.
In Today's Words:
One guy got arrested for having opinions, the other for seeming interested in those opinions
"Candide was whipped in cadence while they were singing"
Context: During the auto-da-fé ceremony
The grotesque combination of music and torture shows how societies can make cruelty into entertainment. The 'cadence' suggests this violence is choreographed, normalized, even artistic.
In Today's Words:
They beat Candide to the rhythm of the church music
Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Scapegoat Solutions - When Crisis Demands a Villain
A recurring theme explored in this chapter.
Thematic Threads
Power
In This Chapter
Authorities use public execution ceremony to demonstrate control after earthquake
Development
Evolved from earlier corrupt officials - now showing how power responds to threats
In Your Life:
You might see this when your boss blames individuals for company-wide problems
Identity
In This Chapter
Candide's identity as optimistic student finally cracks under brutal reality
Development
Continued erosion from earlier chapters - this is his breaking point
In Your Life:
You might recognize this when your core beliefs suddenly don't match your lived experience
Social Expectations
In This Chapter
Society expects public ritual punishment to solve natural disasters
Development
Building on earlier theme of societal dysfunction and false solutions
In Your Life:
You might see this in how communities demand someone be fired after every crisis
Class
In This Chapter
Different punishments based on social status - some whipped, others executed
Development
Consistent theme showing how class determines treatment in all situations
In Your Life:
You might notice this in how wealthy people get different consequences than working people
Modern Adaptation
When the Promotion Goes Sideways
Following Candy's story...
After a workplace injury at the warehouse, management needs someone to blame before the safety inspection. They organize a public disciplinary hearing in the break room, complete with HR representatives and written statements. The victims include Marcus (who didn't wear safety glasses once), two temps who spoke Spanish during break, Jake's mentor Tom (for questioning the new safety protocols), and Jake himself (for nodding when Tom spoke). The ceremony is elaborate: formal paperwork, witnesses required, and a speech about 'accountability culture.' Jake gets written up and loses his promotion track while others face suspension or termination. Ironically, another accident happens the same week because the broken conveyor belt still isn't fixed. Management needed visible punishment to show 'decisive action' to corporate, so they targeted people for minor infractions while ignoring the real safety hazards. Jake, still believing his supervisors were fundamentally fair and that hard work would be rewarded, finally starts questioning whether this company really 'takes care of its people' like they claim.
The Road
The road Candy walked in 1759, Jake walks today. The pattern is identical: when institutions face crisis, they stage elaborate punishment rituals targeting available scapegoats rather than addressing systemic failures.
The Map
This chapter teaches Jake to recognize scapegoating patterns before he becomes the target. When crisis hits, he can now predict that management will look for individuals to blame rather than fix systems.
Amplification
Before reading this, Jake might have assumed the disciplinary hearings were about actual safety and accepted his punishment as deserved. Now he can NAME scapegoating, PREDICT when it's coming, NAVIGATE it by documenting everything and avoiding being the convenient target.
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
What was the Portuguese authorities' solution to the earthquake, and what does their logic reveal about how they think problems get solved?
analysis • surface - 2
Why do you think the authorities chose such elaborate ceremonies and costumes for the executions? What purpose does all that spectacle serve?
analysis • medium - 3
Think about modern crisis responses you've witnessed—at work, in politics, or in your community. Where have you seen this same pattern of blaming individuals instead of fixing systems?
application • medium - 4
If you were in a leadership position during a crisis and felt pressure to 'do something' quickly, how would you resist the urge to find a scapegoat?
application • deep - 5
What does this chapter suggest about why humans need someone to blame when bad things happen, even when that blame doesn't solve the actual problem?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Map the Scapegoat Pattern
Think of a recent crisis in your workplace, community, or family where someone got blamed. Draw or write out who had the real power to make changes, who got blamed instead, and what the actual problem was that never got addressed. Then identify what the 'spectacle' was—the dramatic actions that made people feel like something was being done.
Consider:
- •Look for mismatches between who gets punished and who actually has power to create change
- •Notice how much energy goes into the punishment versus fixing the underlying issue
- •Consider whether the person being blamed was chosen because they were convenient, not because they were responsible
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when you were blamed for something that was really a system failure. How did it feel, and what would you do differently if you found yourself in that situation again?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 7: Unexpected Kindness and Miraculous Reunion
The coming pages reveal acts of kindness often come from unexpected sources, and teach us hope can survive even devastating loss. These discoveries help us navigate similar situations in our own lives.