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OF THE TERRIBLE BELL AND CAT FRIGHT THAT DON QUIXOTE GOT IN THE COURSE OF THE ENAMOURED ALTISIDORA’S WOOING We left Don Quixote wrapped up in the reflections which the music of the enamourned maid Altisidora had given rise to. He went to bed with them, and just like fleas they would not let him sleep or get a moment’s rest, and the broken stitches of his stockings helped them. But as Time is fleet and no obstacle can stay his course, he came riding on the hours, and morning very soon arrived. Seeing which Don Quixote quitted the soft down, and, nowise slothful, dressed himself in his chamois suit and put on his travelling boots to hide the disaster to his stockings. He threw over him his scarlet mantle, put on his head a montera of green velvet trimmed with silver edging, flung across his shoulder the baldric with his good trenchant sword, took up a large rosary that he always carried with him, and with great solemnity and precision of gait proceeded to the antechamber where the duke and duchess were already dressed and waiting for him. But as he passed through a gallery, Altisidora and the other damsel, her friend, were lying in wait for him, and the instant Altisidora saw him she pretended to faint, while her friend caught her in her lap, and began hastily unlacing the bosom of her dress. Don Quixote observed it, and approaching them said, “I know very well what this...
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Summary
Don Quixote's romantic serenade turns into a nightmare when the duke and duchess orchestrate an elaborate prank involving bells and cats. After Altisidora stages another fainting spell over his supposed coldness, Don Quixote agrees to play guitar and sing to 'cure' her lovesickness. His earnest ballad about true love and constancy becomes the setup for chaos when dozens of bell-laden cats are dropped into his room from above. In his delusion, Don Quixote sees this as an attack by evil enchanters and fights the terrified animals with his sword. One cat claws his face severely before the duke and duchess intervene. The 'harmless' joke leaves Don Quixote bedridden for five days with a face 'full of holes as a sieve.' This episode reveals the cruel edge beneath the court's amusement with Don Quixote. While they find his delusions entertaining, they fail to consider the real physical and emotional harm their games cause. Don Quixote's inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy makes him an easy target, but it also makes him genuinely vulnerable. The chapter shows how people can become complicit in cruelty when they view someone as a source of entertainment rather than as a fellow human being. Altisidora's mock-tender care while cursing him reveals the twisted nature of the court's 'affection' for their knight-errant guest.
That's what happens. To understand what the author is really doing—and to discuss this chapter with confidence—keep reading.
Terms to Know
Knight-errant
A wandering knight seeking adventures to prove his honor and help others. Don Quixote believes he's following this medieval tradition, though it's centuries out of date. The concept represents someone living by an idealized code that no longer fits reality.
Modern Usage:
We see this in people who cling to outdated ways of doing things or who have unrealistic expectations about how the world should work.
Courtly entertainment
Elaborate games and performances wealthy nobles staged for amusement. In this chapter, the duke and duchess turn Don Quixote into their personal entertainment through cruel pranks. It shows how the powerful often treat others as objects for their pleasure.
Modern Usage:
This happens today when people with power or privilege treat others as entertainment - like reality TV exploitation or viral video pranks.
Mock romance
Altisidora pretends to be in love with Don Quixote as part of the court's game. Her fake fainting spells and declarations of love are performed for others' amusement, not genuine feeling. It's romance as theater rather than emotion.
Modern Usage:
We see this in fake relationships for social media, dating shows, or when people perform romance for attention rather than real connection.
Enchantment
Don Quixote's explanation for anything that doesn't fit his fantasy world. When cats attack him, he believes evil magicians sent them. It's his way of protecting his delusions from reality's contradictions.
Modern Usage:
People today blame outside forces when their beliefs don't match reality - conspiracy theories, scapegoating, or refusing to accept personal responsibility.
Serenade
A romantic song performed to win someone's love, traditionally sung beneath a woman's window. Don Quixote agrees to serenade Altisidora to 'cure' her lovesickness, not realizing he's being set up for humiliation.
Modern Usage:
Any grand romantic gesture meant to win someone over, though today it might be considered creepy rather than charming.
Delusion of grandeur
Don Quixote's belief that he's a great knight on important quests, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. His inability to see reality makes him vulnerable to others' manipulation and cruelty.
Modern Usage:
This shows up in people who have unrealistic views of their own importance or abilities, making them easy targets for exploitation.
Characters in This Chapter
Don Quixote
Delusional protagonist
He becomes the victim of an elaborate cruel prank when cats with bells are dropped on him. His sincere attempt to help Altisidora through song shows his genuine desire to do good, even as his delusions make him vulnerable to abuse.
Modern Equivalent:
The well-meaning person everyone takes advantage of because they don't see the world clearly
Altisidora
Mock romantic interest
She stages another fainting spell to manipulate Don Quixote into serenading her, setting him up for the cat prank. Her fake tender care afterward while cursing him reveals the cruelty beneath the court's games.
Modern Equivalent:
The person who pretends to care about you while secretly enjoying your pain
The Duke and Duchess
Cruel puppet masters
They orchestrate the cat prank that leaves Don Quixote's face 'full of holes as a sieve.' Their 'harmless' entertainment causes real physical harm, showing how people with power can be casually cruel to those they see as beneath them.
Modern Equivalent:
The bosses or popular kids who think their 'jokes' are harmless but actually cause real damage
The other damsel
Accomplice
Altisidora's friend helps stage the fainting spell and participates in the deception. She represents how people become complicit in cruelty by going along with group dynamics.
Modern Equivalent:
The friend who enables bad behavior by playing along instead of speaking up
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how to recognize when people treat your pain as their amusement, disguised as affection or harmless fun.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when laughter at your expense feels different from laughing with you—trust that instinct and speak up before it escalates.
You have the foundation. Now let's look closer.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"I know very well what this fainting fit arises from"
Context: When he sees Altisidora's staged fainting spell
Don Quixote thinks he understands what's happening, but he's completely wrong about the situation. This shows how his delusions make him confident about things he doesn't actually comprehend, making him easy to manipulate.
In Today's Words:
I totally know what's going on here
"Time is fleet and no obstacle can stay his course"
Context: Describing how morning arrives despite Don Quixote's sleepless night
This reminds us that time moves forward regardless of our personal struggles. Don Quixote's romantic anxieties can't stop the world from continuing, setting up the day's events.
In Today's Words:
Time keeps moving no matter what's keeping you up at night
"His face was full of holes as a sieve"
Context: Describing Don Quixote's injuries after the cat attack
This vivid image shows the real physical damage caused by the court's 'harmless' prank. It emphasizes how their entertainment comes at the cost of genuine human suffering.
In Today's Words:
His face was torn up like hamburger
Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Entertainment Cruelty
When we view someone as entertainment rather than human, we justify increasingly cruel behavior as harmless fun.
Thematic Threads
Class
In This Chapter
The aristocrats use their power to torment someone they see as beneath them, disguising cruelty as hospitality
Development
Evolved from earlier power dynamics to show how class privilege enables systematic cruelty
In Your Life:
You might see this in how management treats certain employees or how wealthy families treat service workers
Dehumanization
In This Chapter
Don Quixote becomes a plaything rather than a guest, with his pain dismissed as part of the show
Development
Introduced here as the logical endpoint of treating someone as spectacle
In Your Life:
You might recognize this in how people talk about 'difficult' patients, customers, or family members
Vulnerability
In This Chapter
Don Quixote's mental state makes him unable to protect himself from escalating abuse
Development
Deepened from earlier chapters to show how vulnerability attracts predators
In Your Life:
You might see this in how people target those who can't or won't fight back effectively
Complicity
In This Chapter
Everyone at court participates in or enables the cruelty through their silence and laughter
Development
Introduced here to show how group dynamics enable individual cruelty
In Your Life:
You might recognize this in workplace bullying where everyone watches but nobody intervenes
Escalation
In This Chapter
What started as verbal teasing has progressed to physical harm requiring medical care
Development
Shows the natural progression of unchecked cruelty throughout the duke's castle chapters
In Your Life:
You might see this pattern in how 'harmless' teasing gradually becomes serious harassment
Modern Adaptation
When the Joke Goes Too Far
Following Daniel's story...
Daniel's coworkers at the warehouse have been having a field day with his startup dreams. What started as gentle ribbing about his 'big ideas' has escalated into elaborate pranks. When Daniel mentions his app concept during break, they convince him to pitch it to the whole shift. Unknown to Daniel, they've set up a fake 'investor call' on speakerphone—actually their buddy doing a terrible accent. Daniel pours his heart into the presentation while twenty guys suppress laughter. The 'investor' strings him along with increasingly ridiculous requests before the room erupts. Daniel realizes he's been had when he sees phones recording. The video spreads through the plant within hours. His supervisor, trying to be 'helpful,' suggests Daniel 'take it easy on the dreaming' and focus on his real job. Daniel spends the next week eating lunch alone, his face burning with shame every time someone snickers.
The Road
The road Don Quixote walked in 1605, Daniel walks today. The pattern is identical: when people view your dreams as entertainment rather than seeing your humanity, cruelty masquerades as affection.
The Map
This chapter provides a navigation tool for recognizing when 'harmless fun' crosses into systematic cruelty. Daniel can use it to set boundaries before the entertainment escalates.
Amplification
Before reading this, Daniel might have dismissed his hurt feelings as being 'too sensitive' about workplace jokes. Now he can NAME entertainment cruelty, PREDICT its escalation, and NAVIGATE it by setting clear boundaries early.
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
What escalated the duke and duchess's pranks from mild teasing to physical harm, and how did they justify it to themselves?
analysis • surface - 2
Why do you think the court found Don Quixote's pain entertaining rather than concerning, and what allowed them to ignore his humanity?
analysis • medium - 3
Where have you seen this pattern of 'harmless fun' that gradually becomes cruel—in workplaces, schools, families, or online spaces?
application • medium - 4
If you were a servant witnessing these pranks, what would be the risks and benefits of speaking up, and how might you navigate that situation?
application • deep - 5
What does this chapter reveal about how entertainment and cruelty can become intertwined, and why do people sometimes enjoy others' suffering?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Spot the Entertainment Cruelty Pattern
Think of a situation where you've witnessed someone being treated as entertainment rather than as a person—maybe the office 'character,' the family member everyone teases, or someone online being mocked. Write down how it started, how it escalated, and what warning signs you can now identify. Then consider: what would it take to interrupt this pattern?
Consider:
- •Notice how 'just joking' language is often used to deflect responsibility for harm
- •Consider how group dynamics make individuals feel less accountable for collective cruelty
- •Think about the difference between laughing with someone versus laughing at someone
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when you realized you were either participating in or witnessing entertainment cruelty. What would you do differently now, and how can you recognize this pattern earlier in the future?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 119: The Hungry Governor's Rebellion
Moving forward, we'll examine to recognize when 'expertise' is being used to control you, and understand setting boundaries with unreasonable people. These insights bridge the gap between classic literature and modern experience.