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THE CEREMONY OF THE INTERVIEW OF PRINCES There is no subject so frivolous that does not merit a place in this rhapsody. According to our common rule of civility, it would be a notable affront to an equal, and much more to a superior, to fail being at home when he has given you notice he will come to visit you. Nay, Queen Margaret of Navarre--[Marguerite de Valois, authoress of the ‘Heptameron’]--further adds, that it would be a rudeness in a gentleman to go out, as we so often do, to meet any that is coming to see him, let him be of what high condition soever; and that it is more respectful and more civil to stay at home to receive him, if only upon the account of missing him by the way, and that it is enough to receive him at the door, and to wait upon him. For my part, who as much as I can endeavour to reduce the ceremonies of my house, I very often forget both the one and the other of these vain offices. If, peradventure, some one may take offence at this, I can’t help it; it is much better to offend him once than myself every day, for it would be a perpetual slavery. To what end do we avoid the servile attendance of courts, if we bring the same trouble home to our own private houses? It is also a common rule in all assemblies, that those of less quality...
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Summary
Montaigne examines the complex world of social etiquette through the lens of diplomatic meetings between powerful figures like popes and kings. He observes how even the highest authorities must navigate intricate rules about who arrives first, who waits for whom, and how respect is demonstrated through ceremony. Using examples from royal encounters, he shows how these protocols can become elaborate chess games where every move signals status and power. Yet Montaigne advocates for a middle path. He argues that while understanding social customs is essential—it's like 'grace and beauty' that makes people want to know you—becoming enslaved to every ceremonial detail is worse than occasionally offending someone. He admits to forgetting social niceties at his own home, preferring to 'offend someone once rather than enslave myself every day.' The key insight is that courtesy should serve human connection, not dominate it. Montaigne suggests that discretionary rule-breaking, when done thoughtfully rather than from ignorance, can actually be more elegant than rigid adherence to every social expectation. This chapter reveals how even in the 16th century, people struggled with the exhausting performance of social status, and how wisdom lies in knowing the rules well enough to break them strategically.
That's what happens. To understand what the author is really doing—and to discuss this chapter with confidence—keep reading.
Terms to Know
Diplomatic Protocol
The formal rules and ceremonies that govern interactions between important people, especially rulers and dignitaries. These rules determine who arrives first, who waits for whom, and how respect is shown through specific actions and gestures.
Modern Usage:
We see this in corporate hierarchies, wedding etiquette, or even who texts first in dating - unwritten rules about status and respect.
Ceremonial Slavery
Montaigne's term for becoming so obsessed with following social rules and etiquette that you lose your freedom and authentic self. It's when the performance of politeness becomes more important than genuine human connection.
Modern Usage:
Like people who exhaust themselves trying to maintain perfect social media personas or always saying yes to social obligations they don't want.
Discretionary Rule-Breaking
The art of strategically choosing when to bend or ignore social conventions, but only after you truly understand them. It's breaking rules from wisdom, not ignorance, to preserve your energy and authenticity.
Modern Usage:
Like knowing when to skip small talk with a chatty coworker or when to decline a social invitation without elaborate excuses.
Social Capital
The advantage you gain from understanding and navigating social customs well. Montaigne calls it 'grace and beauty' - the quality that makes people want to know and respect you because you handle social situations smoothly.
Modern Usage:
Knowing how to network at work events, understanding workplace culture, or being the person others feel comfortable around.
Status Signaling
The ways people communicate their importance or position through behavior, timing, and ceremony. In Montaigne's examples, who waits for whom sends clear messages about power and respect.
Modern Usage:
Like designer handbags, job titles in email signatures, or who gets invited to exclusive meetings - subtle ways of showing where you stand.
Court Culture
The elaborate social world surrounding royalty and nobility, filled with complex rules, ceremonies, and power games. Montaigne observed this world but chose to keep his own home simpler.
Modern Usage:
Similar to office politics, exclusive social circles, or any environment where unwritten rules matter more than official ones.
Characters in This Chapter
Queen Margaret of Navarre
Social authority figure
She represents the voice of proper etiquette, arguing that gentlemen should never leave home to meet visitors, no matter how important they are. Her rules show how elaborate social expectations can become.
Modern Equivalent:
The etiquette expert who has an opinion about every social situation
Montaigne (narrator)
Philosophical observer
He admits to forgetting social niceties at his own home and argues it's better to occasionally offend someone than to live in 'perpetual slavery' to ceremony. He seeks balance between courtesy and authenticity.
Modern Equivalent:
The person who's friendly but doesn't stress about every social rule
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches you to distinguish between courtesy that serves connection and ceremony that serves ego.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when social rules help people feel comfortable versus when they create anxiety—then choose which version to practice.
You have the foundation. Now let's look closer.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"It is much better to offend him once than myself every day, for it would be a perpetual slavery."
Context: Defending his choice to sometimes ignore elaborate social ceremonies at his own home
This reveals Montaigne's core philosophy about social rules - that preserving your own peace and authenticity is more important than perfect adherence to etiquette. He recognizes that trying to please everyone all the time becomes a prison.
In Today's Words:
I'd rather upset someone occasionally than stress myself out every single day trying to be perfect.
"To what end do we avoid the servile attendance of courts, if we bring the same trouble home to our own private houses?"
Context: Questioning why people escape formal court life only to create the same stressful ceremonies in their personal lives
This shows Montaigne's insight that we often recreate the very systems we're trying to escape. He sees the irony in leaving formal environments only to impose the same rigid expectations on ourselves at home.
In Today's Words:
What's the point of getting away from workplace drama if you're going to create the same stress at home?
"There is no subject so frivolous that does not merit a place in this rhapsody."
Context: Opening the chapter by acknowledging that even seemingly trivial topics like social etiquette deserve serious thought
This demonstrates Montaigne's democratic approach to ideas - he believes everyday social interactions contain real wisdom and are worth examining seriously, not dismissing as unimportant.
In Today's Words:
Even the small stuff is worth thinking about seriously.
Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Strategic Authenticity
When following social rules becomes more important than the human connections those rules were meant to serve.
Thematic Threads
Social Expectations
In This Chapter
Montaigne examines how ceremonial protocols between powerful figures create elaborate performance requirements that can overshadow actual human interaction
Development
Introduced here as a central tension between authentic connection and social conformity
In Your Life:
You might recognize this in how you change your communication style dramatically between different social contexts, losing track of your authentic voice.
Class
In This Chapter
The chapter shows how social rituals serve as markers of status and power, with complex rules about who defers to whom and when
Development
Introduced here through the lens of diplomatic protocol and royal etiquette
In Your Life:
You see this when you automatically shift your behavior around people you perceive as higher or lower status than yourself.
Personal Growth
In This Chapter
Montaigne advocates for developing the wisdom to know social rules well enough to break them thoughtfully when they don't serve human connection
Development
Introduced here as strategic rule-breaking versus ignorant rule-following
In Your Life:
This appears when you learn to distinguish between being respectful and being performative in your relationships.
Identity
In This Chapter
The struggle between maintaining authentic self-expression while navigating social expectations that demand constant performance
Development
Introduced here through Montaigne's admission that he sometimes forgets social niceties at home
In Your Life:
You experience this when you feel like you're wearing different masks for different people and wonder which one is really you.
Human Relationships
In This Chapter
Montaigne argues that courtesy should enhance human connection rather than replace it with empty ritual
Development
Introduced here as the ultimate purpose that should guide social behavior
In Your Life:
This shows up when you have to choose between saying what someone wants to hear and saying what they need to hear.
Modern Adaptation
When the Promotion Goes Sideways
Following Arthur's story...
Arthur just got promoted to department chair, and suddenly every interaction feels like walking through a minefield. Faculty meetings become elaborate dances of who speaks first, whose research gets mentioned, who gets thanked in what order. He finds himself rehearsing casual hallway conversations, calculating whether to use first names or titles, wondering if bringing donuts signals weakness or thoughtfulness. When the dean visits, Arthur spends twenty minutes debating whether to offer coffee immediately or wait to be asked. He watches senior professors perform elaborate courtesies while undermining each other with surgical precision. The worst part? He's becoming them—obsessing over email signatures, meeting seating arrangements, and whether his office door should be open or closed. His wife notices he's exhausted from 'just talking to people.' Arthur realizes he's trapped in an endless performance where authenticity feels like career suicide, yet the constant calculation is killing his love for teaching.
The Road
The road Montaigne's diplomats walked in 1580, Arthur walks today. The pattern is identical: social rules designed to create harmony become prisons of perpetual performance, where we lose ourselves serving appearances.
The Map
Montaigne's strategy: learn the rules well enough to break them strategically. Arthur can master academic etiquette while choosing moments for authentic connection over ceremonial correctness.
Amplification
Before reading this, Arthur might have felt uniquely inadequate at academic politics, taking every slight personally. Now he can NAME the Social Performance Trap, PREDICT how it exhausts everyone involved, and NAVIGATE it by serving relationships rather than appearances.
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
What examples does Montaigne give of how powerful people get trapped in social ceremonies, and why does he find this exhausting?
analysis • surface - 2
Why does Montaigne think it's better to 'offend someone once rather than enslave myself every day'? What's the difference between these two approaches?
analysis • medium - 3
Where do you see people today getting trapped in social performances—at work, online, or in relationships—instead of focusing on genuine connection?
application • medium - 4
Think of a situation where you felt exhausted by trying to follow all the 'right' social rules. How might Montaigne's approach of strategic rule-breaking have helped?
application • deep - 5
What does this chapter reveal about the tension between fitting in and being authentic? How do we know when courtesy serves connection versus when it becomes a trap?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Map Your Social Performance Traps
Identify three different settings where you feel pressure to perform socially (work, family, social media, dating, etc.). For each setting, write down the unspoken rules you follow and one rule you could strategically break to create more authentic connection. Consider what you're really afraid will happen if you break that rule.
Consider:
- •Focus on rules that drain your energy rather than ones that genuinely help relationships
- •Think about the difference between being rude and being strategically authentic
- •Consider what the worst realistic outcome would be if you broke this social rule
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when you were so focused on saying or doing the 'right' thing that you missed an opportunity for real connection. What would you do differently now?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 14: When Courage Becomes Foolishness
Moving forward, we'll examine to recognize when persistence becomes self-destructive stubbornness, and understand understanding power dynamics is crucial for survival. These insights bridge the gap between classic literature and modern experience.