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WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A KNIGHT Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty pothouse supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and shutting himself into the stable with him, fell on his knees before him, saying, “From this spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the boon I seek, one that will redound to your praise and the benefit of the human race.” The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a speech of this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or say, and entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose until he had agreed to grant the boon demanded of him. “I looked for no less, my lord, from your High Magnificence,” replied Don Quixote, “and I have to tell you that the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that you shall dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that to-night I shall watch my arms in the chapel of this your castle; thus to-morrow, as I have said, will be accomplished what I so much desire, enabling me lawfully to roam through all the four quarters of the world seeking adventures on behalf of those in distress, as is the duty of chivalry and of knights-errant like myself, whose ambition is directed to such deeds.” The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and...
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Summary
Don Quixote finally gets his wish to become a knight, but not in the way he imagined. The innkeeper, realizing his guest is mad but finding it amusing, agrees to perform a knighting ceremony. He spins elaborate tales about his own adventures as a knight-errant, mixing truth with fiction in places like the taverns of Toledo and markets of Segovia. When Don Quixote admits he has no money, the innkeeper gives him practical advice about carrying supplies—wisdom that real knights would need but that Don Quixote's romantic books never mentioned. The ceremony takes place in the inn's courtyard, where Don Quixote must watch over his armor all night. When two carriers try to move his armor to water their animals, Don Quixote attacks them with his lance, seriously injuring both men. The other carriers pelt him with stones, but he stands his ground, calling on his lady Dulcinea for strength. To end the chaos, the innkeeper hastily performs the dubbing ceremony, reading from his account book as if it were a prayer book, striking Don Quixote's neck and shoulder while two prostitutes help gird on his sword and spurs. The women humor Don Quixote by accepting titles of nobility he bestows on them. The chapter reveals how society both enables and exploits those who live in fantasy, while showing that even mock ceremonies can feel powerfully real to those who need to believe in them. Don Quixote's violent defense of his armor foreshadows the dangerous consequences of his delusions.
That's what happens. To understand what the author is really doing—and to discuss this chapter with confidence—keep reading.
Terms to Know
Knight-errant
A wandering knight who traveled seeking adventures to help people in distress. These were the heroes of medieval romance novels that Don Quixote reads obsessively. They represented an idealized version of chivalry and heroism.
Modern Usage:
Like someone who quits their stable job to become a social media influencer or life coach, chasing an idealized dream of helping others while ignoring practical realities.
Dubbing ceremony
The formal ritual where a man becomes a knight, involving watching over armor all night and being tapped with a sword by another knight. It was supposed to be a sacred, solemn ceremony performed in a church.
Modern Usage:
Any formal ceremony that marks a major life transition, like graduation or getting sworn into a job, where the ritual itself creates a sense of transformation.
Vigil of arms
The night-long watch a future knight had to keep over his weapons and armor before being dubbed. It was meant to be a time of prayer, reflection, and spiritual preparation for knighthood.
Modern Usage:
Like pulling an all-nighter before a big presentation or exam, except it's supposed to be meaningful preparation rather than cramming.
Chivalric romance
Popular books in Don Quixote's time about perfect knights having magical adventures and rescuing damsels. These stories were pure fantasy but presented as if they were historical accounts.
Modern Usage:
Like someone basing their relationship expectations entirely on romantic comedies or thinking they can get rich quick based on social media success stories.
Mock ceremony
A fake or parody version of a real ritual, often done to humor someone or for entertainment. The innkeeper performs a pretend knighting ceremony using whatever's available.
Modern Usage:
When people play along with someone's fantasy to avoid conflict, like pretending to believe a coworker's obviously exaggerated stories about their weekend.
Enabling
Supporting someone's harmful or unrealistic behavior instead of confronting it. The innkeeper and others humor Don Quixote's delusions rather than trying to help him face reality.
Modern Usage:
When family or friends go along with someone's bad decisions to keep the peace, like not challenging an alcoholic relative or supporting a friend's obviously doomed business idea.
Characters in This Chapter
Don Quixote
Delusional protagonist
Finally achieves his dream of becoming a knight, but through a completely fake ceremony. His violent reaction to anyone touching his armor shows how dangerous his fantasies can become when challenged.
Modern Equivalent:
The person who takes their online persona way too seriously and gets genuinely angry when reality doesn't match their self-image
The Innkeeper
Reluctant enabler
Decides to humor Don Quixote by performing a mock knighting ceremony. He's practical enough to give real advice about supplies, but also finds the whole situation entertaining rather than concerning.
Modern Equivalent:
The manager who goes along with a difficult customer's unreasonable demands just to get them out of the store
The Carriers
Innocent bystanders
Just trying to water their animals, they become victims of Don Quixote's violence when they move his armor. They represent how ordinary people get hurt when someone's delusions turn aggressive.
Modern Equivalent:
The delivery drivers or service workers who get yelled at by customers having mental health episodes
The Prostitutes
Reluctant participants
Help with the ceremony by putting on Don Quixote's spurs and playing along with his fantasy of them being noble ladies. They show how people in vulnerable positions often have to humor those with power.
Modern Equivalent:
Service workers who have to smile and play along with customers' weird requests because they need the tips
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how to recognize when people are giving you hollow validation instead of genuine help.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when someone agrees with you too quickly—real supporters usually ask questions or raise concerns before offering encouragement.
You have the foundation. Now let's look closer.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"From this spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the boon I seek"
Context: Don Quixote kneels before the innkeeper, refusing to get up until he agrees to knight him
Shows how Don Quixote uses dramatic gestures and formal language to force others into his fantasy world. He's essentially holding himself hostage to get what he wants.
In Today's Words:
I'm not moving until you give me what I want, and I'm going to make this as awkward as possible for everyone.
"The landlord, who was something of a wag, and had already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits"
Context: Describing the innkeeper's realization that Don Quixote is mentally unstable
The innkeeper recognizes Don Quixote's mental state but chooses to find it amusing rather than concerning. This reveals society's tendency to exploit rather than help vulnerable people.
In Today's Words:
The guy running the place could tell his customer wasn't all there, but thought it was funny instead of worrying about it.
"You must carry money and clean shirts and a little box of ointments for the wounds you will receive"
Context: Giving Don Quixote practical advice about what real knights need to carry
The innkeeper accidentally provides the most sensible advice in the chapter, showing the gap between romantic fantasy and practical reality. Real adventures require mundane preparations.
In Today's Words:
Look, if you're really going to do this crazy thing, at least bring cash, clean clothes, and a first aid kit.
Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Borrowed Authority - When Others Enable Our Delusions
When people provide fake validation and hollow ceremonies rather than honest feedback, feeding delusions instead of addressing real needs.
Thematic Threads
Class
In This Chapter
The innkeeper treats Don Quixote's knighthood as performance while giving practical advice about supplies—revealing the gap between fantasy and reality
Development
Developed from earlier chapters where class differences were ignored—now they're acknowledged but still manipulated
In Your Life:
You might see this when service workers humor customers' unrealistic demands rather than set boundaries
Identity
In This Chapter
Don Quixote's identity as a knight becomes 'official' through a ceremony, but it's built on lies and performance
Development
Evolved from his self-proclaimed identity to seeking external validation—which he gets, but it's hollow
In Your Life:
You might see this when you seek validation for roles you're not ready for instead of doing the actual work
Violence
In This Chapter
Don Quixote seriously injures two innocent men defending his fantasy armor, showing how delusions can harm others
Development
Introduced here as the first real consequence of his fantasy—others pay the price for his beliefs
In Your Life:
You might see this when someone's stubborn refusal to face reality starts hurting the people around them
Enabling
In This Chapter
The innkeeper, prostitutes, and others participate in Don Quixote's fantasy rather than challenge it
Development
Introduced here as a new dynamic—society's role in feeding delusions
In Your Life:
You might see this when you go along with someone's bad decisions to avoid conflict
Ceremony
In This Chapter
The knighting ceremony is performed with makeshift props and fake solemnity, but feels real to Don Quixote
Development
Introduced here as the power of ritual to create psychological reality even when it's meaningless
In Your Life:
You might see this when formal recognition doesn't match actual competence or readiness
Modern Adaptation
When the Promotion Goes Sideways
Following Daniel's story...
Daniel finally gets the validation he's craved—his old corporate buddies agree to invest in his food truck concept. But their enthusiasm feels off. They're treating it like a novelty, taking selfies with him as 'the guy who escaped the rat race,' posting about supporting 'authentic entrepreneurs.' The ceremony of signing papers happens at an upscale bar where Daniel feels out of place. His former colleagues spin stories about their own 'entrepreneurial spirit' while ordering $18 cocktails. When Daniel admits he's bootstrapping everything, they offer advice about 'scaling' and 'pivoting' that sounds impressive but doesn't match his reality of needing to buy propane tanks and figure out health permits. The whole evening feels like performance theater—they get to feel good about supporting a 'real person,' he gets the money he desperately needs, but nobody's being honest about what this actually is. Later, when Daniel tries to implement their suggestions, he realizes their advice was based on fantasy, not food service reality.
The Road
The road Don Quixote walked in 1605, Daniel walks today. The pattern is identical: desperate people seeking validation will accept hollow ceremonies from others who find their dreams entertaining rather than serious.
The Map
This chapter teaches Daniel to distinguish between genuine support and performance support. Real investors ask hard questions about permits, locations, and cash flow—they don't just take photos for social media.
Amplification
Before reading this, Daniel might have mistaken any attention for real support, grateful for anyone who seemed interested. Now he can NAME performance validation, PREDICT when people are treating his dreams as entertainment, and NAVIGATE toward supporters who challenge his assumptions rather than just cheer his decisions.
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
Why does the innkeeper agree to perform the knighting ceremony even though he knows Don Quixote isn't really a knight?
analysis • surface - 2
What does the innkeeper gain by playing along with Don Quixote's fantasy instead of telling him the truth?
analysis • medium - 3
Think about times when people have told you what you wanted to hear instead of what you needed to hear. How did that turn out?
application • medium - 4
When someone you care about has an unrealistic plan or belief, how do you balance being supportive with being honest?
application • deep - 5
What's the difference between encouragement that helps someone grow and validation that keeps them stuck in harmful patterns?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Spot the Enablers
Think of a situation in your life where someone is struggling with unrealistic expectations or harmful behavior. Map out who in their circle is giving honest feedback versus who is just going along to avoid conflict. Include yourself in this analysis - are you being a truth-teller or an enabler?
Consider:
- •Notice the difference between people who challenge ideas and people who just agree
- •Consider what each person gains by their response - comfort, entertainment, avoiding drama
- •Think about the long-term consequences of each approach for the struggling person
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when someone gave you hard truth instead of easy comfort. How did it feel in the moment, and how do you feel about it now?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 24: The First Quest Goes Wrong
Moving forward, we'll examine good intentions without understanding context can backfire, and understand the difference between helping and truly solving problems. These insights bridge the gap between classic literature and modern experience.