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OF NAMES What variety of herbs soever are shufed together in the dish, yet the whole mass is swallowed up under one name of a sallet. In like manner, under the consideration of names, I will make a hodge-podge of divers articles. Every nation has certain names, that, I know not why, are taken in no good sense, as with us, John, William, Benedict. In the genealogy of princes, also, there seem to be certain names fatally affected, as the Ptolemies of Egypt, the Henries in England, the Charleses in France, the Baldwins in Flanders, and the Williams of our ancient Aquitaine, from whence, ‘tis said, the name of Guyenne has its derivation; which would seem far fetched were there not as crude derivations in Plato himself. Item, ‘tis a frivolous thing in itself, but nevertheless worthy to be recorded for the strangeness of it, that is written by an eyewitness, that Henry, Duke of Normandy, son of Henry II., king of England, making a great feast in France, the concourse of nobility and gentry was so great, that being, for sport’s sake, divided into troops, according to their names, in the first troop, which consisted of Williams, there were found an hundred and ten knights sitting at the table of that name, without reckoning the ordinary gentlemen and servants. It is as pleasant to distinguish the tables by the names of the guests as it was in the Emperor Geta to distinguish the several courses of his meat by...
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Summary
Montaigne explores the surprising power of names in human affairs, starting with the observation that certain names carry unfortunate connotations while others open doors. He notes how easy pronunciation matters—kings remember and favor those whose names roll off the tongue easily. Through colorful anecdotes, he shows how names can inspire religious conversion, how biblical names replaced traditional ones during religious reform, and how the French custom of taking titles from land holdings creates confusion about family lineage. Montaigne reserves his sharpest wit for social climbers who fabricate noble genealogies, describing a dinner party where every guest claimed royal ancestry until one friend sarcastically withdrew, saying he couldn't dine among 'so many princes.' The essay reveals how easily names and titles can be changed, stolen, or lost—making our pursuit of lasting reputation through nomenclature somewhat absurd. Montaigne questions what glory really means when it's just 'three or four dashes with a pen' that can be altered at will. He points out that famous names like Pompey or Socrates were shared by many people, making individual fame even more tenuous. The chapter serves as both social commentary on class pretensions and philosophical reflection on the ephemeral nature of worldly recognition, suggesting we focus on substance over the mere sounds and symbols that supposedly carry our legacy.
That's what happens. To understand what the author is really doing—and to discuss this chapter with confidence—keep reading.
Terms to Know
Genealogy
The study of family lineages and ancestral descent, often used to establish nobility or social status. In Montaigne's time, claiming the right family tree could open doors to power and wealth.
Modern Usage:
We see this in people who pay for DNA tests or research their ancestry to feel special about their heritage.
Nomenclature
The system of naming things, particularly how names carry social meaning and power. Montaigne shows how certain names automatically suggest high or low status.
Modern Usage:
Think of how names like 'Madison' or 'Braxton' signal class, or how people change their names to sound more professional.
Social climbing
The practice of trying to rise in social status through various means, including fabricating noble ancestry. Montaigne mocks those who invent impressive family histories.
Modern Usage:
Like people who name-drop celebrities they barely met or exaggerate their job titles on social media.
Patronage
The system where powerful people support and advance those they favor, often based on personal preference rather than merit. Easy-to-pronounce names helped gain royal favor.
Modern Usage:
Similar to how having an easy name helps in job interviews, or how networking connections matter more than qualifications.
Biblical reformation of names
The practice during religious reform of replacing traditional names with biblical ones to show Christian devotion. This created social pressure to conform.
Modern Usage:
Like how certain names become trendy in different communities, or how people change their names to fit in.
Ephemeral fame
The temporary and fragile nature of reputation and recognition. Montaigne argues that names and glory can be easily forgotten or changed.
Modern Usage:
Think of how quickly internet celebrities rise and fall, or how company names get rebranded and forgotten.
Characters in This Chapter
Henry, Duke of Normandy
Historical example
Hosted a feast so grand that 110 knights named William sat at one table. Montaigne uses this to show how common supposedly distinguished names really are.
Modern Equivalent:
The party host who realizes half their guests have the same trendy name
Emperor Geta
Historical example
Known for organizing elaborate dinners where he grouped courses by themes, showing the human tendency to categorize and organize for entertainment.
Modern Equivalent:
The person who throws themed parties with elaborate organization systems
Montaigne's dinner party friend
Social critic
Sarcastically withdrew from a dinner when everyone claimed royal ancestry, saying he couldn't dine among so many princes. Represents honest reaction to pretension.
Modern Equivalent:
The friend who calls out people for humble-bragging on social media
Why This Matters
Connect literature to life
This chapter teaches how to spot when people use titles, credentials, or name-dropping to claim authority they haven't actually earned.
Practice This Today
This week, notice when someone's title doesn't match their actual influence or competence—then focus on what they do, not what they're called.
You have the foundation. Now let's look closer.
Key Quotes & Analysis
"Every nation has certain names, that, I know not why, are taken in no good sense"
Context: Montaigne opens by observing how some names carry negative associations for no clear reason
This shows how arbitrary social judgments can be, yet how powerfully they affect people's lives. Names become shorthand for character assumptions.
In Today's Words:
Some names just sound trashy to people, even though that makes no logical sense
"It is as pleasant to distinguish the tables by the names of the guests"
Context: Describing how the Duke organized his feast by grouping people with the same names
Montaigne finds humor in how we organize and categorize people by superficial characteristics rather than meaningful qualities.
In Today's Words:
It's funny how we group people by random stuff like their names instead of what actually matters
"What glory really means when it's just three or four dashes with a pen"
Context: Reflecting on how easily names and reputations can be changed or forged
This cuts to the heart of Montaigne's skepticism about worldly fame. If reputation can be altered with simple pen strokes, how meaningful is it really?
In Today's Words:
Your whole reputation is just some marks on paper that anyone could fake
Intelligence Amplifier™ Analysis
The Road of Surface Status
People pursue superficial markers of importance while neglecting the substance that creates genuine value and respect.
Thematic Threads
Class
In This Chapter
Montaigne mocks social climbers fabricating noble genealogies and fighting over meaningless titles
Development
Continues from earlier chapters about social pretensions and artificial hierarchies
In Your Life:
You might see this when coworkers obsess over job titles or neighbors compete over house appearances
Identity
In This Chapter
Names and titles become confused with actual identity, as if changing labels changes the person
Development
Builds on ongoing exploration of authentic self versus social persona
In Your Life:
You might catch yourself believing your job title or social media profile defines who you really are
Recognition
In This Chapter
The desperate pursuit of lasting fame through names that can be easily changed or forgotten
Development
Introduced here as a new dimension of human vanity
In Your Life:
You might recognize this when you crave credit for achievements or worry about being remembered
Deception
In This Chapter
People fabricate family histories and steal prestigious names to appear more important
Development
Continues theme of self-deception and social performance from earlier essays
In Your Life:
You might notice this when you embellish your background or qualifications to impress others
Substance
In This Chapter
Montaigne contrasts empty titles with actual character and achievement
Development
Reinforces ongoing emphasis on authentic living over social performance
In Your Life:
You might ask yourself whether you're building real skills or just collecting impressive-sounding credentials
Modern Adaptation
When the Promotion Goes Sideways
Following Arthur's story...
Arthur watches his department head announce the new 'Senior Philosophy Lecturer' positions—fancy titles with no pay increase or actual authority. His colleague Marcus immediately starts using the title on his email signature and business cards, name-dropping it at faculty meetings. Meanwhile, Sarah, who's been teaching twice as many classes and mentoring struggling students for years, gets passed over because she doesn't 'network' enough. At the next department mixer, Arthur notices how people suddenly defer to Marcus's opinions, even though his ideas haven't changed. Marcus begins speaking with new authority about curriculum decisions he has no real power to make. Arthur realizes the whole charade is about perception—Marcus gets treated like he matters more because his title sounds more important, while Sarah's actual contributions become invisible. When Arthur's own students start asking why he doesn't have the fancy title, he faces a choice: play the game and chase empty symbols, or focus on what actually matters—teaching well and supporting his students.
The Road
The road Montaigne walked in 1580, Arthur walks today. The pattern is identical: people chase titles and names believing these symbols will transform their actual worth or position.
The Map
This chapter provides a tool for distinguishing substance from symbols. Arthur can use it to focus on building real teaching skills and authentic relationships rather than competing for empty recognition.
Amplification
Before reading this, Arthur might have felt pressure to chase the fancy title to prove his worth. Now he can NAME the status game, PREDICT how it creates false hierarchies, and NAVIGATE by focusing on genuine impact over impressive-sounding labels.
You now have the context. Time to form your own thoughts.
Discussion Questions
- 1
What examples does Montaigne give of how names and titles affect people's treatment in society?
analysis • surface - 2
Why does Montaigne think people become so obsessed with titles and fancy names when these can be easily changed or faked?
analysis • medium - 3
Where do you see people today chasing impressive-sounding titles or labels instead of focusing on actual skills or character?
application • medium - 4
How would you respond if you were in a workplace where people constantly name-dropped connections or inflated their job titles to seem more important?
application • deep - 5
What does this chapter reveal about the difference between genuine respect and the kind of attention that comes from external status symbols?
reflection • deep
Critical Thinking Exercise
Track Your Status Signals
Make two lists: one of the titles, labels, or credentials you mention about yourself, and another of the actual skills or qualities that make you valuable to others. Look at how much energy you spend maintaining the first list versus developing the second. Notice any gaps between what you project and what you actually deliver.
Consider:
- •Consider whether you're using titles to compensate for areas where you feel insecure
- •Think about whether others judge you by your labels or by how you actually treat them
- •Notice if you're more impressed by someone's credentials than their actual helpfulness or character
Journaling Prompt
Write about a time when you were impressed by someone's title or status, only to discover their actual character didn't match. How did that change how you evaluate people now?
Coming Up Next...
Chapter 47: The Uncertainty of Our Judgment
The coming pages reveal to recognize when opposing viewpoints can both be valid, and teach us context matters more than rigid rules in decision-making. These discoveries help us navigate similar situations in our own lives.